Please stand by while Mr. Fish crunches on his book deadline. What book deadline – what book? Why, the Mr. Fish book of cartoons and essays called Go Fish to be released this summer by Akashic Books. Once published, it will either save the planet or return us all to the time of the dinosaurs (pause to allow yourself the thrilling image of Cha-Ka picking nits off a half-dead Holly while simultaneously using his feet to knit Mr. Fish a hammock out of banana leaves).
Will return with fresh cartoons next week.
OK, but don’t take too long. Who knows what kind of ruthless shit the oligarchs, fundamentalists, reactionaries and plutocrats will pull without the threat of daily razor-sharp illustrated satire to keep them in check!