I had a wife who left me for someone with a long thin penis rather than what she said was mine, which she said was short and fat. I found someone who put up with me for the next forty years so far……
There was more to the story, but that was what sticks in the mind.
Glenn
Better to be loved for your mind than hated.
William Frederick Kohler, in Gass’s novel, The Tunnel: “Lou left me because I had, she said, a most loathsome mind.”
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reminiscent of the Cheney photograph which went to press.
present also:a small child and an ice cream man
Very David Lynch
kozandaishi
Once the monks of the eastern and western Zen halls were quarrelling about a cat. Nansen held up the cat and said, “You monks! If one of you can say a word, I will spare the cat. If you can’t say anything, I will put it to the sword.” No one could answer, so Nansen finally slew it. In the evening, when Joshu returned, Nansen told him what had happened. Joshu, thereupon, took off his sandals, put them on his head and walked off. Nansen said, “If you had been there, I could have spared the cat.”
I had a wife who left me for someone with a long thin penis rather than what she said was mine, which she said was short and fat. I found someone who put up with me for the next forty years so far……
There was more to the story, but that was what sticks in the mind.
Better to be loved for your mind than hated.
William Frederick Kohler, in Gass’s novel, The Tunnel: “Lou left me because I had, she said, a most loathsome mind.”
reminiscent of the Cheney photograph which went to press.
present also:a small child and an ice cream man
Very David Lynch
Once the monks of the eastern and western Zen halls were quarrelling about a cat. Nansen held up the cat and said, “You monks! If one of you can say a word, I will spare the cat. If you can’t say anything, I will put it to the sword.” No one could answer, so Nansen finally slew it. In the evening, when Joshu returned, Nansen told him what had happened. Joshu, thereupon, took off his sandals, put them on his head and walked off. Nansen said, “If you had been there, I could have spared the cat.”