1. God’s own loving companion being raptured so that god doesn’t feel sad or lonely either. He should totally medicate as should his new bedmate.

  2. Having a marriage is a lot like flying a plane…

    You’ve got to know when to throttle the stick and put that sucker into high gear with just the right amount of pressure and when to lay back and glide that baby home.

    Sometimes I pray so hard I levitate as well.

  3. Praise Moses, Jesus, and Allah…. You shall have no other gods before me – except bigotry and hypocrisy.

  4. “Real Americans” know that feeling hopeless, sad and alone only indicates a subnormal level of Prozac or other psycho-actives.

    Bunny shudders to think: without the murderous side effects of pharmaceuticals, where would the wonderful mass carnages come from that this culture so depends upon for its entertainment?

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