Come to Brooklyn on Saturday the 3rd and, if it’s not too much trouble, bring me a green tea smoothie and a Cliff bar. I’ll be there (at the Brooklyn Comics & Graphics Festival taking place at Our Lady of Mt. Carmel Church, 275 N. 8th St. from noon until 9 p.m.) selling and signing my new book (Go Fish: How to Win Contempt and Influence People) and if I don’t eat I first get ornery and then I start pulling hair and screaming something over and over again about the Precious! (And for those of you who plan on attending the festival in costume and attempt to have a serious conversation with me about what’s wrong with the world, I have been known to exhibit the exact same behavior even if I’m not hungry.) Dig it.
